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We operate within a team-based structure, and our customer group is responsible for finding, winning, and keeping customers. Funny jokes to share with your coworkers Customer Group Campers Read on, and take your favorite joke to dazzle your coworkers. And if you'd like to join our funny crew, we're hiring. Since 2017, over 500 new Campers joined us across our three groups - Customer, Org, and Product - and we thought we'd share the laughter with you. We've been graced with our fair share of "dad" jokes, so-bad-they're-good puns, knock-knock jokes, and even some moments of pure stand-up comedy. At Culture Amp, one of our company values is, "Have the courage to be vulnerable." One way we put this into practice is through a rite of passage for our new Campers - telling a joke at their first all-hands meeting.